So You Have Bacon.
Now What?
8 ridiculous, delicious, and completely unnecessary ways to use bacon.
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Featured Bacon Ideas
Our finest moments of bacon-based brilliance
Bacon as Currency: An Economic Analysis
Why trade dollars when you can trade delicious, crispy strips?
Proposal Ideas Involving Bacon
Will you marry me? (Asked via bacon strips arranged in letters)
Bacon Bookmarks for Book Clubs
A greasy way to mark your page. Literally and figuratively.
The Bacon Meditation Guide
Find your inner peace through strips of crispy enlightenment.
8 Ways to Wear Bacon (Fashionably)
Who says bacon can’t be couture? Spoiler: Everyone. Everyone says that.
Bacon Candles: Lighting or Dinner?
We made candles from bacon grease. Results were… aromatic.
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This question has torn families apart. We’re here to make it worse.
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